Life needs a soundtrack, where's my catch phrase?
Nowadays if it doesn't have a widescreen format and bonus features I'm not interested. It's crazy how life'll change on you like that.
Do you remember reading about natural selection? Man where did that go? They should have natural selection testing. Call 'em the NST's. Sounds cool huh? People would go for it. It has a cool 3 letter name. Slogan's will win people over. So yeah, if a kid fails the NST's... let's just say, he's dead! It would make kids study more dontcha' think?
I think mind control could be sold, mareketed, packaged. People could sell it. That guy on HSN or something, he could sell me anything. Just think, forget your whole work day as though it were a dream. You're practically brainwashed at a job anyway. We'd probably get better customer service that way too.
My plastic surgery slogans:
"Turn your frown upside down with plastic surgery"
"We put your money where your mouth is"
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