It’s the holiday season. To me that means that my grandma is asking me what I like. I guess she’s trying to get me a gift for Christmas. I’ve decided to write her a list of things that I enjoy, but I don’t know how it’s going to help her.
THINGS I LIKE
(and want for Christmas)
Jude Law
Peanut Butter and Butter sandwiches
The phrase “only you can prevent WILD fires”
That 30 second outro at the end of tv shows
How inexpensive plain pasta and chocolate candies are
Going somewhere with my mom, passing a McDonald’s, thinking to myself “please turn in”, and having my mom turn into McDonald’s and buy me breakfast
CSI marathons
Getting my daily serving of vegetables from anything other than real vegetables
12:34 o’clock
12:35 o’clock (“prime” time)
Alcohol commercials (even though I don’t drink, they’re still hilarious)
My DVR
My ability to forget how stupid I thought DVR’s were before I got one
My girlfriend’s college reimbursement check
George Clooney’s voice
Knowing that there are “experts” that choose the top 100 most attractive females each year
The phrase “H1N1”
Green tea, always feels like a miracle cure
How pumped up my friend gets over organic food products
The phrase “BoGo”
How often the doctors on House mess up and are still considered to be the top in what they do
The phrase “good things come to those who wait.” Whoever came up doesn’t know what happens to cookies after they’re baked… they’ll also never know how good a cookie can taste.
That shampoo bottles say “for external use only”, just in case someone thinks they bought the first ever shampoo that cleans your hair from the inside out.
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